WTF? OMGZ!

Wear your seatbelt

Sun, 27 May 2012 00:01:51 GMT

Eminem?

Sat, 19 May 2012 09:54:40 GMT

omg no

Thu, 17 May 2012 02:20:38 GMT

Tue, 15 May 2012 19:15:38 GMT

Kinda reminds me of a beak on a squid.

this is why we lock guns up where kids cant find them

Sun, 29 Apr 2012 17:45:53 GMT

A 4-year-old Saudi Arabian boy is being accused of gunning down his own father for refusing to buy him a video-game system (which system?). The boy was allegedly incensed when his dad came home without the desired object and used his father's own handgun on him while he was changing clothes

This man needed his snot REMOVED.

Mon, 23 Apr 2012 01:36:57 GMT

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TvF50k2bHww&feature=youtube_gdata_player

Hooooly shit.

Snotty frogspawn anyone?

Wed, 18 Apr 2012 11:36:24 GMT

Just when you think it's over, IT GETS WORSE.

Drunken Wedding Guest Arrested - Slow Dances With Groom, Brawls With Bride

Sat, 07 Apr 2012 16:19:57 GMT

http://news.yahoo.com/blogs/abc-blogs/drunken-wedding-guest-arrested-slow-dances-groom-brawls-204214485--abc-news-topstories.html

The is pretty WTF but the comment down below was fantastic!

This one sounds like my Aunt Judy who was the terror of every family gathering. I was too young at the time to realize what was going on other then she was the only one who provided entertainment at these boring affairs. She could become very insulting with each glass of wine or whatever she was drinking. But usually what she said was the truth which no one wanted to hear. I think I was the only one who actually missed her when she passed. The best event was the food fight on Thanksgiving 1951. It was classic. She was babbling on at the dinner table [which seated 12] when suddenly someone had had enough [I think it was Aunt Esther] and lobbed a drumstick at her, hitting her along side the head. From that point on it was total chaos and I was in seventh heaven. When it was over with the dinning room was a picture to behold. There was food stuck in places I didn't think possible. It was the most fun I ever had with my family. Everyone left - Aunt Judy was first - feet first - she passed out as usual - and my poor mother and father had to clean up the mess. I helped but not very much - I wanted to enjoy the moment. No one spoke to one another for over a year. That was sad - at least for me. Oh, for the good old days.

Japanese family show

Fri, 30 Mar 2012 11:39:31 GMT

embed does not work =,(

http://xhamster.com/movies/843720/japanese_family_games_show.html

Well, it's Japan. No other comment needed, I suppose.

ps: the point is that this guy in a suit is a husband of the woman on the very left. so he has to identify her. And in the second part men and women change places. This is a tv-show, not a porn-movie, so sometimes the hostess with her mic rushes into the center of the action.

Thu, 29 Mar 2012 18:08:04 GMT

Peek-a-boo

Wed, 21 Mar 2012 02:51:33 GMT

decent collection of wtf omgz

Sun, 18 Mar 2012 03:59:15 GMT

http://soapdishpoisoning.tumblr.com/

Meh, since nobody is posting here...

Sat, 17 Mar 2012 12:07:15 GMT

...have some trichobezoars. Pretty sure they're all human.

Don't eat hair, kids. You're not owls.

Dick stab!

Mon, 12 Mar 2012 19:21:39 GMT

http://28.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lzasc3lajX1rppqq7o1_400.gif

lady gaga ft. jim carrey

Sun, 11 Mar 2012 08:09:15 GMT

LOL PEACE!

Fri, 09 Mar 2012 20:48:36 GMT

A photo of the founders of Invisible Children, the makers of the Kony 2012 video posing with members of the Sudan People's Liberation Army, a rebel group riddled with accusations of rape, murder, and looting. Invisible Children helps to fund them.

PEEEEAAAACE!

Sat, 03 Mar 2012 09:21:57 GMT

Wed, 29 Feb 2012 04:44:45 GMT

Wed, 29 Feb 2012 04:36:46 GMT

yoof yoof yoof

This Is My Home

Tue, 21 Feb 2012 04:22:44 GMT

I made a short film with my girlfriend about a man we found in the East Village of Manhattan. We accidentally walked into his home, thinking it was an antique shop. We wanted to know his story and we wanted to pass it on to as many people as possible. I hope you enjoy it! Your feedback is greatly appreciated.

W T F uhhahaha

Mon, 06 Feb 2012 17:14:47 GMT

https://7chan.org/fl/src/Amped_For_Friday.swf

люта парим моск пиндосии

Sat, 04 Feb 2012 13:03:14 GMT

Who needs a foot, anyway?

Thu, 02 Feb 2012 15:46:16 GMT

60 year old molests 6 year olds. With cockroaches.

Thu, 02 Feb 2012 00:01:36 GMT

A spoonfull of semen makes the cockroaches go down?

Teacher commits lewd acts on students as young as 6

LOS ANGELES: Authorities say the primary school teacher told the children that it was a game. Once inside his third-grade classroom, they say, he blindfolded them, gagged them and set cockroaches crawling on their faces.

And then, Mark Berndt photographed them, creating hundreds of images that would eventually lead to his arrest, police say.

Today, Berndt, 61, was sitting in jail on charges that he committed lewd acts on 23 boys and girls, ages 6 to 10, between 2008 and 2010. None of them complained about Berndt's behaviour, authorities said.

Police and school officials only learned of it when a film processor found Berndt's photos more than a year ago.

Since the discovery, the school district fired Berndt and police put him under surveillance.

"If it wasn't for the film processor, this could still be continuing today," said Lt Carlos Marquez of the Los Angeles County sheriff's department.

Berndt was arrested on Monday at his home and was being held on $US2.3 million ($2.17 million) bail.

Some parents picking up their pre-kindergarteners at the school complained that officials at Miramonte Elementary School in South Los Angeles should have notified them when the photos were found.

"My concern is why, if the principal knew this in advance, why didn't he inform us?" said Gloria Polanco, the mother of a second- and a third-grader.

"How long has he been doing this?"

The probe began after the film processor, who is required by state law to report suspicions of child abuse and molestation, turned over some 40 photographs to authorities.

Searches of Berndt's classroom and home turned up about 400 photographs depicting children, though the number of pictures may not be the same as the number of kids. At least 10 youngsters in the photos have not yet been identified.

Some photos showed Berndt with his arm around children or his hand over their mouths. Some photos showed children with live bugs the size of hissing cockroaches on their mouths or faces.

Others depicted girls with what appears to be a spoon up to their mouths as if they were going to ingest a clear-white liquid. Children were fed Berndt's semen from a spoon or on cookies, Mr Marquez said.

Kids reported being fed something distasteful. A blue plastic spoon and container found in the rubbish in his classroom tested positive for his semen, authorities said.

Police recommended the children in the photos be tested for sexually transmitted diseases. There also may be more victims given the length of time that Berndt taught at the school, Marquez said.

Authorities could have arrested Berndt on misdemeanour charges when the investigation began, but chose to build a stronger felony case, Marquez said. He could get a life sentence if he is convicted.

Berndt, who has no previous arrest record, was placed under surveillance and is not believed to have had contact with children during the investigation. The childless bachelor lives a few blocks from two parks and an primary school.

The incidents occurred during school hours but not all the children were his students, Mr Marquez said.

"The reason some of the kids are not his students, per se, is that during the lunch breaks or recess, he'd go out to the playground and entice them back to the classroom," Mr Marquez said.

"They didn't know they were being violated in that manner.

"They just thought it was a game."

Berndt was a teaching assistant in the Los Angeles Unified School District in 1976 and 1977 and he began teaching at Miramonte in 1979, according to a district work history obtained by the Los Angeles Times.

Berndt had no disciplinary actions on file and performed up to standards in his last five evaluations over the last decade, according to the document.

Miramonte Principal Martin Sandoval said he wanted to express his sympathy to the children's families.

Los Angeles Unified School District Superintendent John Deasy said in a statement that he was notified of the investigation last January and removed Berndt from the classroom the same day. The school board then fired him, he said.

Berndt is scheduled for an arraignment on Wednesday in Los Angeles Superior Court.

Sauce (includes other stories, including the wedding between two murderers - a cannibal and "vampire")
http://www.emirates247.com/offbeat/crazy-world/bizarre-world-s-most-evil-couple-engaged-in-unholy-matrimony-2012-02-01-1.440609

Creamy goodness

Wed, 01 Feb 2012 05:25:56 GMT

I wanted her to stick a nozzle in it and start decorating deviled eggs or something.